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VOICE; VIDEO; TEXT; E-MAIL

"Hi! This is the CereVice of Bulma Briefs. I'm busy right now, but if you leave a message I'll get back to you soon.

Unless you're Vegeta. If you're Vegeta, you can just forget it. I'm still mad!"

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Huh? Me? [...why do people keep asking that? Is the universe trying to tell her something...

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Nah.] Oh, I think I'll just do what I usually do.

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The usual for that day? So chocolates?

[ Don't you RESPECT Vegeta, Bulma? Jaco didn't but- well- y'know. ]

Be careful giving them to your husband because some people I have spoken to think that, maybe, flowers and chocolates are a sign of dark intent.

[ Or did she mean 'usually' as in same as every day. ]

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[She meant treating herself to a trip to the local day spa, so... yeah, pretty much the same as every day.]

Dark intent? [Well, Vegeta certainly might think so.] Who told you that?

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Patroller Trunks. He thinks that maybe, perhaps there is some affiliation with assassins. I was going to investigate! But if it is the opposite, and actually a sign of respect! Well that's different.

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[Trunks! What is he thinking, telling Jaco it's to do with assassins? Don't tell her this sweet, polite version of her son is just as much of a trouble-making imp beneath the surface as hers.

...ugh time travel is such a headache.]

Well, I mean... it isn't supposed to have anything to do with assassins. No one I know has ever died from kindness.

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The world could use some more kindness!

[ With the tone that was spoken with, one could almost expect him to add a "by force!" to the end of it. Thankfully that wasn't the case. This time. ]

This may be what the colony needs. If I cannot destroy the negative criminals, some positivity can tip the scales.

[ The 14th. Jaco will be sure to mark that date! ]

I respect you Bulma! Even if you are an aggressive human. You are much like Tights.

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Just take the compliment.]

Thanks, Jaco. You're pretty okay too--and you're absolutely right, this colony could use some cheering up. Be sure to give those gifts to someone that deserves them!